*throws vase across room*
James: *in Tom’s voice* I only came here to please you.
Me: THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR READING CHICKLIT FOR A WEEK
*throws vase across room*
James: *in Tom’s voice* I only came here to please you.
Me: THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR READING CHICKLIT FOR A WEEK

God, I miss being me.
ahhh i feel like myself again
Old friend: you remember when you had a crush on tom hiddleston
Me: “had”
I was wandering around a bookstore with officemates post-dinner and then I sae this:

Me: *woke up in pain because fluffy feels for the muse is killing her*
Tom Hiddleston: *continues to be cute in ace comic con*
Me: i swear to god i will overturn this shelf of ceramics
i had a nice hibernation period.
i apologize for the damage.
Does this look familiar ??
What about this? 😉

Them: lolo why do you have a black eye again
Me: yes id like to blame tom hiddleston for ‘getting me again’ but im sick of that excuse so im just gonna mope here