“i hate you, you’re dumb” – lolo

So I saw those stupid Korea 2013 gifs again and I was like:

“I don’t know when, I don’t know how, but if he ever reaches this level of whimsy again, I swear I’LL KILL HIM.”

Me: *wakes up in pain*
Me: okay what the fuck is up
Me: *checks tumblr*
Tom Hiddleston: *speaking in Japanese*
Me: *pain doubles*

I cant deal with a bae who has his sharpie ready along with a smile the moment he steps out of arrivals.

Tom Hiddleston: *arrives in japan*

Me:

Me: *stares at phone*

Me: *looks to her side where a venti cup of caramel macchiato decaf is sitting*

Me: thank god i have coffee

Me: *dreamy voice as she stares at gifset* your eyes are blue…
Me: cornflower blue…
Me: *zones out*
Me: 🙂
-five minutes later-
Me: AIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDN’T DO THAT AGAIN UGH FUCK THAT THAT WAS EMBARRASSING DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

confession: i don’t like searching tom hiddleston videos on youtube because it will goddamnfucking record my searches and its the same account i use at work and im afraid that one day i will open my account in the office and ALL I WILL FUCKING SEE ON MY HOMEPAGE ARE TOM VIDEOS

Me: *watches Tom Hiddleston hiss like a black mamba*

Also me: *squeezes thighs together while wearing an irate expression*