I desperately want to see a scene with Thor and Loki where they have to remove all of their weapons. Thor puts down Mjolnir while we spend the next 5 minutes watching Loki remove most of his knives.
AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????
The how is that half of those knives aren’t real, just illusions that Loki cast cos the shit wanted to see the guard’s face when he pulled out a ridiculous number of weapons (he kept his real daggers, yes the smol ones, hidden on himself still.)
When he pulls out a knife during the meeting, the guard just gawks while everyone panics, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE KNIVES WHAT THE FUCK??”
Ntm he also has pocket dimensions where he keeps his shit. Just Mary Poppins a fucking long sword out of his tight leather pants.
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A hand lifted in the air in front of the brothers, stopping Thor and Loki dead in their tracks.
“This room can only be entered without weapons, I have to ask both of you to hand over any weaponry you possess,” the guard said sternly and looked from Loki to Thor and then to Mjolnir. “Whatever that weaponry is,” the guard added hesitatingly.
Thor’s eyebrow arched up and he laughed. “As you wish,” he said and he roughly placed Mjolnir on the table next to the guard with such force that the metallic table dented upon impact.
The guard nodded with approval and shifted his attention to Loki who was standing with his arms crossed. “You too sir,” the guard spoke, his voice wavering a little on the withering glare of the Trickster. “You will get them back once the meeting has ended.”
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