insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

• don’t understand twitter
• don’t understand twitter
• posts are in chronological order
• spite
• no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
• they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
• mega spite
•  like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
• Direct Contact with the Memes
• god, wht the fuk even is twitter
• they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

More reasons:

• tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text posts, sound, or video)
• shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
• like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have fallen for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

the-haven-of-fiction:

Frankly I’m hoping that the Loki series will basically be a bunch of stand alone episodes of him exploring the space time continuum so that we can see Tom Hiddleston in period clothing from every decade of the last 1,000 years or so 💚

izhunny:

wolfsmom1:

tomkurbikston:

inkededucatednnerdy:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

How do I tell her?

Off to my relatives for tea yesterday and I saw her new Christmas decorations she got. I said I liked them and tried hard not to fall about laughing.

Is it just me or do they………?

@angryschnauzer @lordjohnandtom @tomhiddleston-kikibfairy @maevecurrywrites @tomkurbikston @acebakes @nuggsmum @eve1978 @finney13s @prplprincez @peskipixi @ourladybinxthings @the-haven-of-fiction and anyone else with a mind like mine.

Oh wow……. nah let her have her fun

@ladyoftheteaandblood , don’t worry, you don’t have a dirty mind, but a sexy imagination!

Oh Dear. ☺️☺️☺️

Does she secretly have a frost giant boyfriend who needs to tell her something?