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maryxglz:

You have a rival, Billy-boy!

@the-haven-of-fiction look its peanut

You’d be horrified at how my imagination tortures him. I guess I better start actually writing again. 😈

dun hurt harmless and fluffy peanut *hugs*

YOU try to convince her, LoWho. I’ve tried my best, to no avail. 😦

Then I’m whisking Peanut off his feet and I’m running away with him *zooms*

You can bring him to my house! We’ll protect him at all costs!!!!!!

I’ll bring him over and I’ll make smores and bring the Studio Ghibli and Disney DVD sets! You make sweets for poor Peanut! ❤

I’M ON IT!!! Cookies, cheescake, doughnuts, strawburry milkshake, puddings of all kinds!!!!

Are we gonna fatten up peanut

We’re gonna do whatever precious Peanut wants to do, LoWho.

*blushes*

Nah, he won’t do that. He’s Peanut. He’s a gentleman. ❤

Love, Your Nijinsky (One-Shot Ballerina!Tom)

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TITLE: Love, Your
Nijinsky

CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE
SHOT:
One-shot

AUTHOR: @lokiwholockfactory

NOTES:
Danseur!Tom

GENRE: Smut

FIC SUMMARY: When
he finds out that his former coach has taken on a new protégé, talented danseur
Tom becomes very jealous of the newcomer who shares his name.

RATING: M

AUTHOR’S NOTES:  Damnnit, @izhunny. I am unfortunately not a
ballerina and have very little experience on dance, so please bear with me and
forgive my inaccuracy as I build the setting and the environment for a dancer.

AUTHOR’S WARNINGS: Sex
in a public setting, Implied Voyeurism

He was like a cross between Baryshnikov and Nuryev as his
teachers would say. Anyone who has seen his name in tabloids and have hired him
would agree that he’s got a bit of Polunin in him with the way he parties and
throws his tantrums a day after when the coach doesn’t understand why his
2-hour break is important for the hungover. However, the coach who discovered
him compared him to Nijinsky, because he could fly.

And damned fly, he did. Known as one of the most powerful danseurs in the Royal Ballet, he had
risen up from the ranks to be proclaimed as the main principal dancer for the
next season. But aside from the talent, there was beauty in him. He was far
different  from your typical,
boyish-looking, clean-cut, blond danseurs, as he would tie his long, silky
black hair in a bun on the top of his head, wearing a three o’ clock shadow on
his angular face.

And that beauty worked to his advantage, as his
attractiveness derives from his playful personality and his expressive body
language, which reflects in his art. With seats sold out at every performance
done by his Company, his rising star caught not only the hearts of his captive
audience, but of his fellow dancers as well.

Keep reading

OMG I CAN STILL WRITE! THERE IS HOPE! I CAN STILL WRITE!

@izhunny i did it! @therealopheliatagloff i did it! Thank you for believeing in me!

Tagging @iamthebadwolf85 @madmediamaven @beaglebitch @peskipixi @sinfully-lustful-darling @angreav @antyc67 @maevecurrywrites @lillianfromaccounting @magnetobsessed79 – this might be of interest to you!  And everyone who used to read my stuff, I’m sorry I don’t remember! 

OMG I want moooore!!!!!

MORE @lokiwholockfactory

*rubs hands together* need more inspiration! And thank you ❤

@lokiwholockfactory

Not ballet, but look at how he moves. Ugh.

…shit

NOT HELPING!!!

@izhunny LOOK

*incoherent screaming*

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THIS UP ON YOUR A03 ACCT IN CASE OF DISASTER? PLEASE.

@lokiwholockfactory

Yes! All my fics are now on AO3 😊😊😊

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ET Canada has released the full clip of Eddie playing ‘Lick This’ on Ellen – he was challenged to identify three items with his tongue while blindfolded. Amazingly, he got all three on the first try! The game was apparently inspired by a scene in Crimes of Grindelwald where Newt licks/tastes the sidewalk while trying to track a creature. So that’s one weird mystery solved. (& he even managed to play a note on the flute!)

(See the clip here

sweet actual jesus

pedeka:

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lokiwholockfactory:

I dreamt that long, blond hair Tom was holding a blue lightsaber.

I woke up with a start, as if it was a nightmare. Then I had to check Tumblr right away. Just a dream. Thank God.

Please don’t take offense, but I kinda want to come visit your dreams as a bystander to witness some of this awesomeness.

You might see Tom hanging around in clown makeup and a clown suit with a red balloon in his hand. Are you sure?

Mmmm, pennywise tom.

*smacks head into desk a couple times at immediate response*

I have no problem with this apparently. Bring it on. 😉

Me right here I’ll even take clown Tom

CLOWN TOM CAN KILL YOU

I am surprisingly okay with that.

Whoopsie!

Please let me in on the dreams too guys. I have never had a Tom or Loki dream. For some reason I get Benedryl Cabbagepatch hanging around in the background messing with me. It’s much more disturbing than Pennywise!Tom.

Oh God

I do always post my dreams under the “lowho dreams” tag.

I do dream of Hiddles every few months or so.

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I don’t think enough people appreciate your tags @lokiwholockfactory.

I spat tea on this

WHEN WAS THIS
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
I WILL PERSONALLY STRANGLE PAST!ME

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Past You must be protected at all costs.

SHE NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED FOR THINKING OF PROF TOM AND BAVARIAN CREAM

she does not. she needs a big bowl of noodles and dumplings and kisses and hugs and if she’s a very good girl maybe a sp*nking from her prof.

😠