Co-Worker: I can’t imagine writing a book.
Me: (internal warring) I’ve actually got a few published on Amazon. I love to write.
Co-Worker: Really? Where? How do I find them?
Me: I can’t let anyone I know in real life read my stories. That would be awkward, because of the type of stories they are.
Co-Worker: Sheesh. Are they about killing people, or something?
Me: No. They’re romance.
Co-Worker: Oh my God. I have some books you have to read. I’ll bring them to work.
Me: Really? What are they?
Co-Worker: They’re called Fifty Shades of Grey!
Me: …
Oh, no.
😳
*gag*