naryrising:

Pros of being a Fandom Old:
– never have to worry about my mom finding out about my porn fic
– have seen it all before and give few if any fucks

Cons of being a Fandom Old:
– forced to work at actual job instead of writing fic all day
– have seen it all before and get regular “ugh not again” moments

and i used to think in high school that “WHEN I START WORKING, I’LL HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO WRITE FANFIC!”

>_>