Husbands and Christmas Shopping!

ladyoftheteaandblood:

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“Sire  if you want to get a my little pony for your lady for Christmas you will have to hurry stocks are running low”

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“To Argos my noble steed and be quick about it. For my lady will have her Pony for Christmas day”

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“Tell me again how you have sold out of My little ponies, Argos you have failed me!”

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“Once more in to the town my friends and let us not fill up our stockings with useless crap but go home with presents that will delight”

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“Fair Kate, tis a ball of wonder I give you this Christmas to represent my ever rolling love for you. OK you’re right I left it to late and they’d  run out of My little pony but its the thought that counts right my love?”

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“RUN AWAY”

I’m hoping your husbands family and partners do better.

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lessthangrace:

scientificperfection:

lord-kitschener:

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..
but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

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omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

Needs moar tits

What this post needs is a little ass.

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

Don’t forget a little pussy

YES.

All the NSFW

How about a nice pair of hooters?

Can you please tag your nsfw?? God….

@dimish

@moonlitskinwalker

I laughed at this harder than I should’ve

Flag THIS @staff. You puritanical jerks. 

Horny on main.

redfoxwritesstuff:

bambamwolf87:

theluckykittencalvin:

lolawashere:

Sharp-suited tall glass of the coolest water Tom Hiddleston arrives at the Egyptian Theatre for the premiere of Sony Pictures Classics’ I SAW THE LIGHT on March 22, 2016.

From Torrilla/weibo 

That’s not all that arrived, sheesh. His pants are so freaking tight. Did you his *ahem* finger indentations when his hands were in his pockets? @bambamwolf87 I can’t remember kit’s screen name to tag her, and @dangertoozmanykids101

Well then I shall do the honor and tag her @redfoxwritesstuff blame LK this time!

Sweet fucking jesus you can see his HANDS in his pants. @alexakeyloveloki

angryschnauzer:

maevecurrywrites:

TODAY’S FEATURED ROLE:

Tom Hiddleston as Adam in Only Lovers Left Alive, circa 2013

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ARTICLES/REVIEWS:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/you-cant-say-no-to-tom-hiddleston-and-tilda-swinton-as-1561944723

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/feb/23/only-lovers-left-alive-review

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2014/04/jim-jarmusch-only-lovers-left-alive-interview

https://www.timeout.com/london/film/tom-hiddleston-interview-im-just-not-cool-enough

VIDEO/AUDIO:

I truly loved this film. It was weird and kooky and not the usual kind of thing i would go for. Not including the Blood Lollypop scene because yeah… far too erotic, there is a tiny teensy snippet of a scene that does it for me… Its when Adam and Eve are in Tangier and are walking the streets, he pulls her into his arms in an alleyway and they kiss, and as the kiss deepens he lifts her and pushes their bodies closer together… just that tiniest bit of a scene was perfect.