farahtheshipper:

Things I’ve Said While Reading Fanfiction

-Where the fuck are we

-Please no no no don’t have sex here

-GET THE CONDOMS

-AWWWWWWW

-I’m so happy for them *ugly crying*

-Wait NO WHAT’S HAPPENING

-I hate this so much why would you do this to me *continues reading another 20 chapters*

-Alright I guess we are having sex here

-NOT IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS

-Awwww y’all are so gay for each other

-Oh god no

-4 AM? It’s still early I think we can read another 43 chapters

-Wait who the fuck are you

-LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR

-Hey man what the fuck

-Stop for a second and GRAB THE LUBE

-How old are they again???

-oh my goshhh bitch,,, what the fuck?!

-I’M ABOUT TO KILL A BITCH